do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
(Source: k1mkardashian)
[cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
(Source: romulusthread)
advice for having the best life ever:
- dont have a crush
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
(Source: ta-ble)
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Pug Appreciation Post
Ahahahaha the “say that to my face one”
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
Therapy (piano/computer generated) // All Time Low
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teachers trynna give u homework the last few weeks of school
